Mike got drunk.
Brette got drunk.
Dave cried.
Good times!
The Great Decatur Craft Beer Festival whooped our ass last year. We live less than 1 mile from downtown Decatur, so fortunately we were able to stumble home. Being the newbies at this festival, we learned a lot of techniques in order to stay on top of the game this year. http://decaturbeerfestival.org/
First, you need to absorb the endless amounts of pints with something.
Remember to be polite to the volunteers serving your tastings...even though they understand they are serving drunks, they tend not to like vulgar comments. Also remember to make new friends...
When offered a sample of hops, dont lean into the persons hand and eat it like a bird,
grabbing a pinch from the person's hand is the most sanitary method.
grabbing a pinch from the person's hand is the most sanitary method.
Also, don't drink and drive, hail a cab instead...
Don't forget the tender moments...
when a stranger mistakes you and your brother as gay lovers,
which breaks the ice for him to ask you to be his best man,
and in turn makes you cry like a baby...
Overall, it was a great Beer Festival !
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